sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

weednymphos:

my-sexual-world:

weednymphos:

Weekends like this are our favorite

You two look so good together!

You make us blush

weednymphos:

my-sexual-world:

weednymphos:

Weekends like this are our favorite

You two look so good together!

You make us blush

Anonymous asked
HOLY SHIT JOHNNY BAEE SO I WENT UP TO MY CRUSH AND I WAS LIKE 'HEY THERE DADDY' AND HE SMILED AT ME AND HUGGED ME BUT WHEN WE WERE HUGGING HE LIKE LEANED IN AND FUCKING WHISPERED. 'HEY THER DADDY' AND I DIED AND I AM STILL DYING AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RN BECAUSE HOLY FUCK HE CALLED ME DADDY!

gnarly:

lmao ahh im crying ily <333